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it can't be easy being an actor june 1, 2018
There is something comforting about a list. Whenever over the decades Mary and I would relocate to a new region of America, driving on highways for weeks, pulling down white bedsheets checking for dark bugs, once we decided on a new state we'd usually take a couple of months off to get to know the area, become a part of it, dining in the neighborhood restaurants, learning how the natives pronounced different words, shopping at the local supermarkets, driving around the streets, attending annual festivals in local parks, auditoriums, church parking lots. We'd always find something wonderful we had never seen before. A frozen cow's head (it's surprising how large they are-it takes two hands to lift them out of the bin, rotate their heavy heads, holding them by their cold ears, so their blind eyes stare up at you); dead ducks hanging from their pierced limp necks on hooks, defeathered and preserved with soy sauce; thin blood on halibut steaks fresh off fishing boats bobbing outside the shop; big orange bags of live crawfish lifting their tiny red claws through the mesh; moussaka made with sliced potatoes rather than eggplant. America is so wide. We should always indulge ourselves. Never order the least expensive appetizer on a menu. That's just so wrong. After we spent a couple of months taking it easy in our most recent new home, waking up when we wanted, rolling sausages around in skillets, watching them brown, frying eggs, staying up late watching movies, fixing drinks, smoking pot, we'd get serious about looking for jobs. Because everyone needs to have a job. And the queer thing was, each new area we moved to, where we eventually found work was always-always-at a building we never paid any attention to that we just happened to pass several times a week buying food, or going to a Blockbuster to rent more movies, or a dentist's office because we had a toothache, or a library to check out stacks of books once we were granted a library card for our new town after proving our residency with utility bills sent to our new local address. We were passing by our soon-to-be jobs, which is to say our future, repeatedly, without realizing it. A pattern. I love patterns. We may not understand patterns, their significance, but to me it's enough that we at least become aware of their nose under the tent of our day-to-day lives. Nothing is chaos. Everything is ordered. It's just that we don't perceive the order. Chaos Theory should really be called Complexity Theory. Mary and I have ten TV shows we watch over and over, one episode a day (except that since The Office is usually a half hour show, we'd watch two episodes a day). In this order: Dexter To us, these are the ten best TV series produced so far. Since all these shows combined (with two episodes of The Office each day) come out to 626 hours, that means that we return to each of the ten show's episodes about once every two years. Like a planet orbiting the sun from a farther distance than our Earth, roughly equivalent to the time it takes Mars to go around the sun. Which is a nice frequency rate. By then, we've forgotten some of each episode's details, but still remember great scenes about to be re-experienced. After rewatching our shows so many times, we have noticed a pattern. There's a crossover of actors from one TV series to another among the ten shows. The most obvious example is Michael C. Hall. He appears in both Six Feet Under and Dexter. But there's a wide array of cross-overs that are far less obvious. Dean Norris, for example, is probably best known for playing DEA agent Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad. But he also played Detective Shea in the first season of Six Feet Under, and Leon, a driver, in the second season of True Blood. Colin Hanks was a priest on Mad Men, a police officer on Fargo, and a serial killer on Dexter. Are you beginning to understand what I'm talking about? Over time, I collected a partial list of actors who appeared on one of our ten shows, searching on IMDB to see if they also appeared on any other of our ten shows. And a surprising number of them did. Because there are hundreds and hundreds of actors on these ten shows, easily over a thousand total, I've just barely 'scratched the surface'. Each day, I'm discovering a new crossover. Of the ten shows we watch, so far Six Feet Under has the most crossovers, with nine actors appearing both on Six Feet Under and at least one other series in the ten shows. Quarry has the least crossovers, with only one (but in fairness, the show only lasted one eight-episode season). The actors tied with the most crossovers (three shows each), are Colin Hanks, Dean Morris, and Bob Odenkirk. The most unusual crossover has got to be Joseph R. Gannasoli, who played two different characters on the same show, The Sopranos. He was Jimmy Altieri, a bakery shop customer in season 1, with a brief walk-on role, then came back in the later seasons as Vito Spatafore, a member of the Sopranos crime family whose secret gay life is discovered, and then has to flee New Jersey. In researching this list on IMDB, I've checked about one hundred actors' careers so far, scrolling down through their TV and movie appearances for crossovers. That in itself is a fascinating experience, seeing some of them getting more and more roles over the years, the decades, and some of them fewer and fewer jobs. Sometimes, years passing between assignments. It can't be easy being an actor. Being someone who is not you. Over and over again. Here's my list of actor crossovers so far: DEXTER Michael C. Hall/Dexter Morgan/Serial Killer Erik King/Sgt. Doakes/Police Sergeant Keith Carradine/Special Agent Frank Lundy/FBI agent/Seasons 2 and 4 Colin Hanks/Travis Marshall/Serial Killer/Season 6 Steve Stapenhorst/unnamed/Instructional video narrator/Season 6 BREAKING BAD Anna Gunn/Skyler White/Wife Dean Norris/Hank Schrader/DEA Agent Bob Odenkirk/Saul Goodman/Attorney Jesse Plemons/Todd/Criminal THE SOPRANOS Michael Imperioli/Christopher Moltisanti/Mobster Matt Servino/Dwight Harris/FBI Agent Edoardo Ballerini/Corky Caporale/Liaison for contract killers Paul Schulze/Father Phil Intintola/Priest Joseph R. Gannasoli/Vito Spatafore/Mobster SIX FEET UNDER Michael C. Hall/David Fisher/Funeral Director Peter Macdissi/Olivier Castro-Staal/Art Teacher Kathy Bates/Bettina/Ruth's Friend Rainn Wilson/Arthur Martin/Funeral home intern Anna Gunn/Madeline/One night stand/Season 4 Jenna Fischer/Sharon Kinney/Girlfriend/Season 5 Dean Norris/Detective Shea/Detective/Season 1 Anne Dudek/Allison Williman/Daughter of deceased serial killer/Season 3 Ed Begley, Jr./Hiram Gunderson/Ruth's lover THE OFFICE Jenna Fischer/Pam Beesly/Receptionist Rainn Wilson/Dwight Shrute/Salesman Kathy Bates/Jo Bennett/Business Owner Michael Imperioli/Sensei Billy/Season 9 Bob Odenkirk/Mark/Real estate company manager/Season 9 Ed Begley, Jr./Unnamed/Erin's father/Season 9 TRUE BLOOD Peter Macdissi/Luis Patino/Vampire/Season 4 Stephen Root/Eddie Gauthier/Vampire Zeljko Ivanek/Magister/Vampire Dean Norris/Leon/Driver/Season 2 BANSHEE Matt Servino/Brock Lotus/Sheriff's deputy Erik King/Dr. Tim Hubbard/Psychologist/Season 4 Zeljko Ivanek/Jim Racine/FBI agent FARGO Keith Carradine/Lou Solverson/Retired cop, diner owner/Season 1 Colin Hanks/Gus Grimly/Police officer/Season 1 Bob Odenkirk/Bill Oswalt/Police Officer/Season 1 Brian Markinson/Bruce Gold/Crooked businessman/Season 1 Stephen Root/Burt Canton/Dentist/Season 1 Jesse Plemons/Ed Blumquist/Butcher/Season 2 Ray Wise/Fargo/Paul Marrane/Mysterious stranger/Season 3 QUARRY Edoardo Ballerini/Karl/Hit Man MAD MEN Colin Hanks/Father John Gill/Priest/Season 2 Brian Markinson/Dr. Arnold Rosen/Physician Anne Dudek/Francine Hanson/Next door neighbor Ray Wise/Ed Baxter/Ken Cosgrove's father-in-law Steve Stapenhorst/Hunt Schilling/Client/Season 2 I can't tell you how much I enjoy researching this pattern each day. It's a comforting hobby. And shouldn't all hobbies be comforting?
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